No Pubes.

What is with that Bieber kid? Grow some testes before you even think about singing songs about things like romantic love. Seriously ridiculous.

No Balls.

Just a quick update on dirty old mate Fire-Chaser. He deleted his own account. Thank goodness. I can only hope that I played some part in his decision!


My Chemical Romance has pulled out of the Soundwave Festival, citing that Gerard Way is having throat issues. Poor bugger. Happy me. Jimmy Eat World are replacing them. My Chemical Romance has inadvertently done the Soundwave fans a huge favour! Jimmy kicks arse. Especially My Chem arse.


Went out last night for the first time in so long. Was wonderful to be out of the house for a while (being at work doesn't count!)... The bar was as seedy as ever, had a bit of a larf at a vase of purple flowers that had been newly placed behind the bar, perhaps as an attempt to class-up the place. It'd take a helluva lot more than that to class-ify that place. The men were also just as seedy as usual. Usually as soon as I tell them I have a boyfriend they get the idea and move onto the next female in sight (usually my dear, dear drinking buddy, poor dear!) but there are some who persist... "Dont'cha want a little fun on the side? Quick fuck with me eh?"... the answer, irrevocably, is "No. Way. In. The. World. You. Seedy. Probably. Married. Seedy. Seedy. Cunt." Luckily the bar staff always have our backs and dispose of the heavily undesired. Quite nice to see that they will take threats of getting their legs broken for us. Nice people.


Waiting waiting waiting for the new Pokémon games to come out. HeartGold and SoulSilver! Reach my shores already!


Other than that. Nuttin', yo.

No Dick.

I just posted one of my drawings, similar to this one, to my DeviantArt page. This type of abstract art is called "continuous line drawing" and involves the artist not being allowed to remove then pen, pencil, whatever, from the paper until the drawing is finished. You are also not allowed to look at the page while you are drawing. It's an exercise I learnt in year eleven or twelve to make us focus more on form. Anyway, almost as soon as I had posted that drawing, I immediately received a message. Naively expecting a notification saying "Such-and-such has added Such-and-such to their Favourites" or something similar (as is how it usually works when you add new artworks) it had a rather different message. "Such-and-such has added Such-and-such to their album, Worst Art In DA". Fucking devo about this, as, you know, you would be... I clicked on his profile and could immediately see the guy was no artist. Childish images which looked like they had been created in an old version of Kid Pix (an infant version of Paint) were all that his gallery contained... and they were of fights and shit like that which showed this dude was fucked up major. Insiduously I created a new album on my profile, named it "Guess who just can't help to wank, wank, wank..." and added a couple of his images to it. Y'know, tit for tat. Tooth for a tooth. IMMEDIATELY after that I received another message. Not from Wanky McWank though. Just another notification that someone else had added another one of my continuous line drawings to their favourites. Which I really appreciated; I went and had a look at this dude's page and breathed a sigh of relief as he was a genuine artist with some whop of talented ass. My guards somewhat down by this point, another message pinged up... Wanker McFuckface. Saying that there was no way he'd sprog on me. Which is absolutely fine with me; I then proceeded to tell him that that was OK, he looked like someone who would appreciate someone with a few more hairs on their chest (if you know what I mean). Then I politely as I could proceeded to inform him that I was finished with and conversation with him and to please "fuck off now, and be a good little dipshit."


Of course, I knew that wouldn't be the end of it the moment I clicked Send.


Apparently Mr.Hugeshlongonhisforeheadbutnonewhereitcounts didn't like a little taste of his own medicine. He liked to be the smart arse. I got another message after an appropriate period of time, from my darling treasure, of course. This time, an insinuation that I was a chubster because in the few photos and drawings of me on the site I only showed my face and shoulders up. Which I would never deny. I've had a bit of baby fat my whole life. I'm voluptuous. In African culture, I would be the one to shake dat bootay biatch, in da houze. But fuck, fair go. I haven't slept now in 30 hours, eh. Back the fuck up, you little punk. Suck it up and take one for the team, yo mo'fo. With people like this, though, they get off on a little bit of confrontation. Makes them feel damn good. Perhaps Daddy touched him when he was but a boy with a nice lil' tight ass. Maybe Mommy drank a little and popped a few pills and one day Little McWanky found her foaming at the mouth, passed out on the couch. Maybe he was the fat, untalented, unintelligent kid at school and the others teased him. Oooh, but now he has the internet and countless social networking sites where he can pick on others better (not being up myself, thank you!) than he is. He goes around, joining these various sites... He'll pick on what he finds pick-on-able and that's how he gets his sadist little fix for the day. So, what did little Rhi-Rhi do?


Fuck all.


I reported the motherfucker's comments as spam. I kept the messages and then I reported the little cunny-bunt to the DeviantArt staff. I named, quoted and shamed him. There were SO many comments of disheartened, confused and condescended fellow Deviants on there. But apparently not one had said anything about this joker. I mean, fair dinkum, not one prick had stood up to the cunt, apart from feeding him right back with slander, homosexual innuendo and the dirtiest names they could concoct? Dudes. Why waste your time?


It just blows my mind. How bored can you be to set up a profile on a site that is designed specifically for people who love their art, and then abuse the people on there? I mean, he had written a journal entry about torturing ants, pitting black ants against big fire ants. Torturing small animals (...insects?) is never a good sign for the future for these whack-jobs. All I can say is I hope the prick gets deleted and that in the future anyone else like them gets stood up to.


So, despite the unlikelihood that anyone reading is on DeviantArt, I'm gonna post O'Wanky's pseudonym here. Just, y'know, for future reference.


Fire-Chaser


Y'know, like, whatever. At the end of the day...

No Wayaroundit.

"If God is willing to prevent evil, but is not able to
Then He is not omnipotent.

If He is able, but not willing
Then He is malevolent.

If He is both able and willing
Then whence cometh evil?

If He is neither able nor willing
Then why call Him God?"

- Epicurus


I haven't slept in, oh, 23 hours. Am reading a bunch of stuff on the Atheist Foundation of Australia website. Very enlightening and very good - albeit being a passionate one myself, I'd always kinda imagined fellow Australians to be rather laid back when it came to the question of atheism/religion. Amusing and interesting that most of the dissenters who had sought out the page to have a whine were American Christians... on an Australian atheist site? They really do rear their heads everywhere. Very interesting articles on the site too, and letters to various government officials/sectors about legal issues that God had no place sticking his big boofhead into: abortion, voluntary euthanasia, gay marriage etc. I could not agree more with their belief that Church and State should be kept separate. These laws should be enacted so that those who aren't held by religious restrictions can participate in them should they see fit. Religiously-minded people do not have to participate if they believe it is wrong. It is not as though, were gay marriage legalised (most likely in the ACT, where just about everything else is fair go - all them foreign diplomat-types must have their fun., of course!), Catholics would be forced to marriage people their sex! What do they think? "Here, see, little Johnny. The gov'men' ha'said that gay marriage es legal, like, so you can't be playin' wit' lil' Polly no mores. You gotsa marreh Billy 'cross da street now. Y'all go along an' have you some anal!" If it doesn't suit them, fine. But it suits others. If a Catholic or a Muslim parent doesn't want their teenage, unmarried daughter to have an abortion when/if she falls pregnant, that is fine. They can do what their tradition says they should do. What was that again? Ohh, that's right. "Lead her to her father's door and there she shall be stoned to death by the village." Or some such. I can't see either how a moral, empathetic person could stand to let terminally ill patients in constant pain without hope of recovery suffer. It should be the person's choice when they want to end their life. Heck, it should be everyone's choice to die when they like, some just aren't that lucky. But in extreme cases like the final stages of a malicious cancer, the patient should be able to direct their carers to just "pull the plug" so they can die with dignity, without having to suffer prolonged and unnecessary agony.


As I was saying, though, before I digressed: I was stoked to find an Aussie atheist organisation online. I was rather proud that as compared to, say, US sites of the same subject matter, there was relatively little hate being espoused by Christians, Muslims, whoever disagreed strongly enough with atheist theories to spew filth where it was not warranted or invited. They don't like it when non-believers go on their sites and say negative shit about what they believe in - as the Light and the Way shouldn't they be setting a bit more of an example to us poor infidels and heretics and blasphemers and spawn of Satan? Show a little respect and get some back, eh. Live as you like but don't push your shit on people who don't want to listen and are happy with their lives as is.


I can hardly believe that this blog has almost exclusively become about atheism vs. Christianity. Not that it's a fair battle. Atheists are so diverse and believe (or, don't believe) in so many things that poor old narrow old-fashioned Christianity surely cannot withstand the barrage for too much longer.


Anyway, this is the link to the Atheist Foundation of Australia website, if anyone is keen for a geeze.


"One can take a nominal figure and say that humans have conceived of at least 10,000 gods. Christians say that 9,999 of these are false -- atheists reject the whole 10,000." (Keith S Cornish, Atheism, the Alternate Viewpoint.)

No Happy.

Fuck, I'm so worked up. In a frenzy mate. I know that I should play nice but I can't get over how angry I feel that people continue to let themselves believe in an invisible creator. The only life is the one you get here. It's inappropriate for me to say it so bluntly but - I can feel justified in that they so openly criticise lack of belief. My turn to be open. Live life to its fullest! Don't place your trust in the idea that you'll be around for an eternity to enjoy existence - you will not! You have eighty years to experience everything that the universe has to offer if you're lucky... Even more if you're very lucky! Get out there and smoke, drink, fuck, swear - as long as these things aren't hurting other people, and they make you feel good, fucking do them! Boink your brains out! Fight with your parents! Quit your job! Write an erotic novel or star in a porno! Try sucking on a bong! Sleep in on Sunday and eat meat on Fridays! Don't let the fucking Bible or some boy-fucking priest tell you what/when/why/not to do! You only get one shot at existence! LIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT! Would you rather be on your deathbed, remorseful that you didn't do this, you didn't experience that... and unsure that after your bland, obedience-ridden life, you would just be, well, dead? Or would you rather live a complete life, so that laying there with old war wounds and misdeeds running through your skull, you can reminisce about the awesome time you had while you were alive, and know that you didn't miss out on anything? "You" as a conscious being was non-existent before you were conceived and shall become nothing once more after you're gone! Go listen to music, learn to fucking skateboard; ladies, shave your head; boys, wear a dress and heels at least once! Look into yourself and decide what is important and decide how you want to live! Just promise yourself that you will not bow down to a fucking 2000 year-old institution that has more than served its purpose but now needs to lay down and go to sleep, just like the philosophies and belief systems it superseded all those centuries ago. Atheism will win, it has to! Nothing else makes sense! Why believe the Bible when there is so much evidence for scientific theories such as evolution, and such irrefutable arguments, such as those set forth by Richard Dawkins and his peers! It's only a matter of time, Jesus. Get your angels ready; the army's coming to town!